bitchy

I broke up with my longtime friend after she and her husband bought their SECOND backyard breeder dog.

She wasn't much of a friend, so I didn't lose much; she was never there when I needed her, never available to hang out with someone who hasn't shat out a kid. All I was to her was a blog audience, blog fodder, and a petsitter. Which, you know - fine, I get it. I'm not in the mom's club. But for fuck's sake, I had more of a reciprocal relationship with Alex.

But somehow, for some stupid reason, I'm spite-reading her blog. I know, right? WTF is that all about??

I need to stop.